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The Queen and I are great friends - Silvio's diario
jc_of_politics
jc_of_politics
The Queen and I are great friends
Elisabetta was certainly not annoyed with me, as those lying reporters are saying. She knows that we Italians are a big-hearted people and we do everything on a grand scale, even talking. Why else are all the world's greatest opera singers Italians? *sniffs* If poor Giorgio had still been with us, he probably would have been there rubbing her shoulders, wouldn't he, Angie, and then what would people have been saying? Why do Americans have to touch everyone, anyway? La bella signora Obama was completely rude, but does anyone say anything about that? No! Niente! Only poor Silvio is castigated and chastised by the world's press. And then there was Niccolo piccolo gloating and winking at me throughout the entire G20 meeting.... Certo, Nico, certo, I know exactly what you've been up to, don't think I don't! *says something unprintable below his breath in Italian*

Current Mood: aggravated aggravated

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dominiquelechic From: dominiquelechic Date: April 3rd, 2009 09:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Perhaps you should ask Nico who was keeping a lonely Carla company back in Paris after she refused to join him in London? You can also tell him zere's no need to zank me.
jc_of_politics From: jc_of_politics Date: April 3rd, 2009 10:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ah, Dominique! Amico mio! It's been too long since we talked privately. Have you seen the dreadful things the German papers are saying about me and my little friend? Lies again, and you very well know!
dominiquelechic From: dominiquelechic Date: April 3rd, 2009 10:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm sure. Equally, I suggest you stop believing Nico is gloating and winking at you. It is far more likely zat instead he was twitching and squirming. You know he's always had a bit of a twitch, and I have it on good auzority zat a certain part of him is rather sore zis week.

Edited at 2009-04-03 10:33 pm (UTC)
jc_of_politics From: jc_of_politics Date: April 3rd, 2009 10:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
You don't have to confirm my suspicions!
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